Perhaps
I was destined for "show-biz" as my father had two
daughters during his first marriage. One of them married
Jack Warner who founded Warner Brothers Studios, the
other married a San Francisco owner of some movie
theaters.
I
grew up in Berkeley, California attending various
elementary schools. Then came 1941 and World War 2.
Mother became a driver for the officers at the Presidio
in San Francisco and we were moved at Army expense
to Salt Lake City where she became a driver at Fort
Douglas. I attended East High, became lead actor in
the 1942 class play "The Man Who Came To Dinner" (and
to get the part bought elevator shoes so I would be
tall enough, but during the entire play I was in a
wheel chair playing the role of "Sheridan Whiteside").
After High School we returned to San Francisco and
I took speech lessons from a lady in San Francisco
and she got me a part-time job at KJBS, a local radio
station, announcing the "Wells Fargo Music Hour",
a nightly classical music program from April 1945
to April 1946. Then I received notice that my draft
number had been called.
A
friend at KJBS pulled some strings and just before
I was to ship out my orders were changed and I was
directed to report to the Armed Services Radio Service
in Hollywood. There, from studios on Santa Monica
Ave., I broadcast news and introduced transcribed
recorded programs taken from live broadcasts with
the commercials removed. These were beamed to troops
on ships and in remote locations in the various war
zones. We did "Dictation Speed News" which was a five
minute newscast read very slowly for 15 minutes repeating
each line twice, so that it could be taken down by
hand by service personnel on ships and in remote camps.
They would then post the news, or re-broadcast it.
I
was discharged in May 1947 and returned to San Francisco.
The next day I got a phone call from KTIM, a radio
station in San Rafael in Marin County, that had just
gone on the air. They had started using their chief
engineer as announcer but he was not satisfactory.
I got the job.
One year later, in May of 1948, I auditioned at KROW in
Oakland (presently called KABL), and became a staff
announcer and Disc Jockey. Eventually I had my own
show: a morning wake-up show called "Nick and Noodnick,"
where I replaced the original "Noodnick" (Don Sherwood,
who later became a legend in San Francisco radio).
Others at the station from time to time were: Phyllis
Diller who went on to TV and movie fame as a comedienne,
getting her break on the Jack Parr show.
Rod
McKuen the young boy poet, had a weekly show; Jack
Clark, a student at UC Berkeley went on to become
a game show host in NY, David Sacks the Sales Manager,
(later Silver Circle Member) partnered with Bing Crosby
to produce the multi-media shows in various big cities:
San Francisco Experience, Hawaii Experience, etc.
He became GM of a San Francisco network station KGO-TV.
Russ Coughlin, the KROW Production Manager (also a
Silver Circle member) became GM of ABC and a well-known
newscaster.
At
KROW an hour late night spot opened from 11 to 2AM
and I was given it for "Sedley's Medleys". It was
great fun and the program became very popular. But
I was a poor disc jockey who could never remember
the name of the record or the artist so I invented
voice "friends" and developed them into personalities.
One that I had started at KTIM was "Professor Eustace
Beauregard Fuddle", the weather forecaster who was
never right. "Professor B. Fuddle" caught on, and
he became more important in the program as time went
on. Other characters were developed, and soon I was
in demand to do voices for TV spots, and animated
films. I stayed at KROW for 5 years until December
of 1952.
At
one time I did stand-up comedy in night clubs using
my 1/8 size violin to do an act. A friend was a portrait
photographer, J. Arthur McMurray. Together we produced
a weekly TV spot called "Can You Name This". We used
a 16mm camera and each week took a shot of some public
monument in the area, like a statue in the park. Then
I would splice this shot into the original footage
of the rest of the 30 second film spot, make the audio
tape narration and record it on a disc and then drive
up to the transmitter site of KGO TV on the top of
Sutro Heights where I would deliver the film and disc
to the engineer. He would splice the film into the
big roll of film used for the day, and when our spot
was playing, he started the audio disc on a turntable.
Later I would drive back up and retrieve the film
and we would splice in another original shot for the
next week. People that wrote in correctly identifying
the mystery subject won a free sitting for a portrait
and J. Arthur McMurray did very well as everyone wanted
additional pictures which they paid for.
My
radio work left time during the day for other activities.
I opened a Recording Studio. One of my clients was
an advertising company that had the account of the
Sylvester Butter and Eggs Company whose logo was a
fat little jolly man called imaginatively "Mr. Sylvester".
I gave him a voice like Ed Wynn, and the agency sponsored
a weekly TV puppet show on KRON with marionettes dancing
and singing to records. To do the manipulation and
supply the marionettes Ray and Dorothy Daudelin of
Alameda were brought in and they produced wonderful
marionettes of Bing Crosby, Dinah Shore, Lena Horne,
the Andrews Sisters, Groucho Marx, and they had a
stable of a hundred more they had made over the years.
The "Mr. Sylvester Show" ran for many months. I would
record the scripts using various voices, transcribe
it to large transcription discs that turned at 33
1/3 rpm, take the disc to the TV station and Mr. Sylvester
would air with live cameras and recorded audio. When
the show became popular, I suggested to the client
that they make up hand puppets of Mr. Sylvester and
give them as premiums with the butter and eggs. They
said "OK, you do it". I proceeded to have 10,000 paper
pulp heads molded, hand painted by a doll company
that also made the puppet mitts and connected them
to the heads. The promotion was a great success. I
had never realized how many 10,000 of anything was.
I
left KROW in December of 1952 to join Gene Walker
Productions, a San Francisco Film Documentary firm
as a recording engineer. His photographer was Russ
Meyer who later would become famous for Hollywood
films of busty women long before nudity in films was
considered acceptable.
One
day at Gene Walkers, an old man named Al Dinsdale
came in with a scrap book showing various dioramas
he had built for Wells Fargo Bank Museum to tell the
story of the Pony Express. He wanted to know if we
ever needed miniature sets. While leafing through
his book I saw pictures of a girl and a ventriloquist
dummy. He said it was his daughter Shirley Dinsdale
who was in New York on Television using the dummy
he had made that she called "Judy Splinters". I mentioned
that while on radio I had invented a character called
"Professor Eustace Beauregard Fuddle". He gave the
weather reports on the program and had a funny voice.
I asked Al if he could make me a "Professor B Fuddle"
vent figure. A few days later he came back holding
a head that was very realistic. Al said the head had
been made years before so he reworked it so the mouth
would look like mine and go with the Professor's voice.
I was very pleased and asked if he could make the
body. He said he had one, and soon returned with a
body in a white sailor suit, the torso was a kitchen
pot with hinges for the cloth arms and legs. The hands
had springs to connect each finger to the palm as
Al said children should feel movement when they shook
hands.
I
was thrilled and offered to pay for the figure but
Al would not accept anything. I took the figure home
and had no idea how to use it. I went back to the
doll company that had made the Sylvester puppets and
the woman owner made a cute little gray pin striped
three piece suit with gray cravat. Then I took the
head to a local wig company and found out that many
people who wear hair pieces leave them to wig companies
when they pass on, and the wig companies make them
available to morticians for improving the looks of
badly disfigured bodies. One of these wigs, a size
7, fit Fuddle beautifully with no changes. I bought
it for $25.00 and had the wig company make eyebrows
for the head also. When he was dressed up, he looked
so realistic my mother could not stand the unblinking
eyes looking at her at home and insisted on covering
him with a pillow case.
Then
I heard of an audition for a TV commercial for Laura
Scudder Potato Chips that was to be done live once
a week on KGO TV. I went with the "Professor" and
won the job but I had no idea how to "throw" my voice.
The commercials aired for many weeks and the director
cleverly kept the camera off of me when the puppet
was talking. At night I would practice in front of
a mirror and got books on ventriloquism to try to
learn it. I never could have the puppet say anything
with the sound of "B" or "P" in it. Fortunately as
I wrote my own copy, I could try to keep these sounds
out of the words.
Later
as I ad-libbed with the puppets, I tried to select
words I could say easily. It was not very successful.
I found that most good ventriloquists were so enamored
of their skill that they would look at the audience
when the puppet was talking. I always looked at the
puppet to direct attention to him, and in so doing
my lips were not facing the audience.
In
April of 1953 I was asked to return to KROW and gladly
did so, staying there another 4 years until 1957.
During those years at KROW I was working on other
ideas. I had met some men in the Safety Division of
the Oakland Police Department who were charged with
coming up with a program to teach safety to school
children at assemblies at their schools. I worked
out an act using the Professor and other puppets,
and a "Helme-tron" hat that had an electric rotor
blade on top, and a train track around the rim. It
was the "Train of Thought". I had found a clear plastic
bubble lens, used over lights on aircraft, that made
a suitable hat and fitted this with the gadgets including
a toy electric crane hanging down in front that raised
and lowered a kitchen potato masher which I called
the "microphone" which was used to ask the " Hat "
questions. The control box with its batteries hung
around my neck so I could reach the switches that
turned on the effects. The kids loved the Professor
and the Hat and we always met all the children at
the end of the assembly and let them shake the Professor's
hand.
The
school program went for two years, and resulted in
the setting up in March of 1956 of A.V.I.D. Enterprises
which stood for: "Audio-Visual Idea Development Enterprises".
After leaving KROW I devoted full time to AVID, doing
voices and recording and TV production.
In
1957, the Oakland Park Department was building a Theme
Park called Children's Fairyland" in beautiful Lake
Merritt Park. The genius behind the project was William
Penn Mott, the Director of the Oakland Park Department,(
who a few years later would become the Director of
the National Parks of the United States). To get the
children's interest he had installed record playing
machines operated by 5 cent coins at the sets to play
musical nursery rhymes but the units were always breaking
down. As I was familiar with Tape Playback Message
Repeaters, I was called in and suggested that they
use them and that instead of a coin, sell the children
a Lifetime "Magic Key to Fairyland", a gold plated
ornamental plastic key that could be inserted into
a keyhole in post mounted "Talking Storybooks" at
each set. Bill Mott accepted the proposal, a contract
was signed, and the Park Department made and installed
the first "Talking Storybooks" in the fall of 1958.
The
previous year, KRON-TV, in San Francisco, was losing
viewers to the "Mickey Mouse Club" on another channel.
Some stations had found that the old " Popeye" Cartoons
had such appeal that they beat the Mickey Mouse Club
ratings, so KRON had purchased the Popeye films and
was looking for a host for a nightly hourly program
featuring them opposite the Mickey Mouse Club. I won
the audition with my puppets. Due to my association
with Fairyland,I changed "Professor Fuddle" into "King
Fuddle of Fairyland", and offered Bill Mott to promote
Fairyland on my program if he would let me appear
there on the weekends to meet the children. He agreed
and gave me a contract for the appearances. It was
only natural when the "Magic Keys" were introduced
that I promoted them heavily on the air, did TV remotes
from Fairyland, gave away the keys as prizes, and
worked many of the sets, characters and promotions
of Fairyland into the show.
As
a result, when the "Talking Storybooks" were introduced
they were an instant hit, and the combination of the
TV and the public appearances in Fairyland brought
me so many requests for public appearances that I
hired an agent, Milton Levy Jr., to negotiate for
me. We changed the name of the company to "Audio Tours
Inc.", and looked around for some other project for
the Talking Storybooks, (on which I had applied for
a patent). The obvious choice was the San Francisco
Zoo. Armed with the sales figures (and the promotional
opportunity of free TV time) the "Friends of the Zoo"
eagerly agreed to my contract to install the system
throughout the Zoo absolutely free, on the same conditions
as at Fairyland. I would make them a new key however,
an Elephant shaped key with the trunk straight out
which became the part to insert into the Talking Storybook
keyhole. So "Trunkey the Elephant" was born, and in
1959 the 41 Storybooks in the Zoo were operational.
So many keys were now required that I hired local
housewives to assemble the colorful tags on the keys
and either box them for Fairyland or put them on large
peg boards by the hundreds for the Zoo. The pressure
of the business and my tardiness at showtime at KRON
caused the station to terminate my Skipper Sedley
program in September of 1959 but I was so busy with
the Storybooks it made little difference to me except
for hurt pride, but I needed the freedom to travel.
Milt
and I went to Kansas City and showed the idea at a
Trade Show of the National Parks Association. We ended
the show with three or four signed contracts and during
1960 and 1961 we installed the system in over 20 major
Zoos in the United States including the Bronx Zoo
in New York.
The
Seattle Worlds' Fair was scheduled to open in 1962.
Audio Tours won the contract to provide individual
tape recorder playback machines for the American Express
company "Tour of the Science Exhibit of the United
States". In addition we were to install coin-operated
Storybooks around the railing of the Space Needle.
Throughout the Fair grounds there would be Storybooks
operated by the "Key to the Fair", a plastic gold-plated
decorative medallion key. I agreed to place at each
entrance a free push-button box that would contain
a personal greeting from the President of the United
States, John F. Kennedy who was unable to come to
the Fair. The recording was arranged by his press
secretary Pierre Salinger (who had been a reporter
for the Chronicle and was one of my family relatives),
and the system opened on schedule.
Then
in November of 1962 I heard that KTVU was looking
for a host for the daily one hour "Three Stooges Program".
I won the audition and became "Sir Sedley", with "King
Fuddle and his Friends". We re-established our contact
with Fairyland, and the program again was successful.
Although
the Stooges films had much funny violence that parents
were certain would scar their children, it was very
popular. Weekends, I did public appearances at supermarkets
and shopping centers with all my puppet friends.
The
Three Stooges were three old men, Larry, Moe, and
one other from time to time imitating the original
"Curley" who had passed away. The Stooges had not
made a dime on the old films that were showing on
TV, so when they found themselves popular again they
decided to capitalize on it and through Columbia Pictures,
they made a full length film each year that they shared
in the profits.
One year they had a brilliant thought; make a movie that
all the TV show hosts of all the Stooges programs
in the USA could take a tiny part in, then they would
all go home and promote the picture on their local
stations. I received an invitation to bring my wife
to Hollywood for a week and be in a Stooges picture
all expenses paid, a small token salary also...plus
residuals. Naturally I accepted as did about ten other
hosts from around the country. We were put into the
Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel and the shooting was done
at the Burbank Studios. It was great fun but a terrible
picture. In it as hero was Adam West who went on to
become Batman and Nancy Kovaks who did fairly well
after that. The story was that the outlaws of the
old west were called to help a crony who was trying
to take over a town. Each TV host became one of the
outlaws, I was Cole Younger. There was Doc Holliday,
Billy the Kid, Belle Starr, Jessie James, Wyatt Earp,
and some others. Each of us did a cameo scene about
getting the phone call to come to help, then when
we were all there the Stooges did their thing to foil
our plans. At the end we were routed and kicked out
of town as well we should have been. Columbia sent
each of us clips of our performances which we all
promoted on our programs, and in spite of its terrible
plot, it did OK for the Stooges. The movie was called
"The Outlaws Is Coming". Miss it if you can.
The
power of TV to influence children was demonstrated
to me after I asked King Fuddle if I could have a
Coat of Chain Mail. He said no, so I said I would
make one myself. I asked the children to each send
me ONE paper clip. In a day or so we had 50,000 or
more clips, some children dumping a box of clips in
an envelope and mailing it in. The Post Office was
furious as the clips damaged their stamp canceling
machines. A day later I announced I had plenty of
clips and PLEASE don't send any more. I stayed up
nights watching Johnny Carson and making the Chain
Mail Vest. When finished it weighed 15 pounds. I wore
it for every personal appearance since that time and
when a child said he or she had sent in a paper clip
I would select one and say...here it is! The vest
hangs in my closet today.
As the KTVU TV program was at 4PM weekdays, I had almost
a full day available for other things. I joined the
advertising agency of Cappel, Pera and Reid in Orinda
California in March of 1963. My accounts were Red's
Tamales for which I coined the slogan "Tuesday is
Red's Tamale Day" which used that line spoken by Mel
Blanc in commercials for years after. The agency specialized
in food accounts and was considered very creative
and successful. One was Morrell Meats. They hired
a local 7' 2" giant named Richard Kiel who was selling
cars in Hayward. To promote their packaged meats they
called him "Big Frank" and they bought spots on my
program which we did live together. We were quite
a team as I strained to reach 5' 6". After that auspicious
start Richard went on to become famous as "Jaws" in
the James Bond films. I stayed with the agency until
Feb of 1965. The year before in December of 1984,
KTVU decided to replace the live host kid shows with
a packaged teenage dance show and the Stooges were
terminated.
After
leaving the advertising agency I associated with Thomas
J. Cox who had an audio-visual equipment company in
San Francisco. Tom made multi-media projector devices.
Together we decided to re-activate the "Talking Storybooks"
but Instead of using wired electric power to the tape
playback machines we would use a battery powered message
repeater. Instead of the plastic key (which was always
breaking off in the key slot) we would use a plastic
card and instead of it being usable for a "lifetime"
we would make it the membership card in the Zoo association
and it would be replaced yearly and the code of the
card-operated switch lock to turn on the message would
be changed yearly also.
First
I contacted "Cardkey Systems" in Burbank, California
that made a card lock operated with a paper card.
They agreed to sell me the card lock for $25.00 each
and the cards for 25 cents each. As this was close
to what we planned for our selling price, I decided
to try to design a less expensive card lock and card.
In a magnet store in San Francisco I came across a
new flexible rubber material called "Plastiform".
It could be magnetized, but it was too thick for a
card. I experimented at home in the kitchen making
formulations of the main component, barium ferrite
powder, with various liquids that would hold the powder
in suspension. In the North Beach area of San Francisco
I bought a Noodle Maker, which combined a crank handle
with two steel rollers used to make thin dough. I
mixed the materials in an antique brass Mortar and
Pestle, squeezed it into thin sheets with the Noodle
Maker, put strips in the toaster oven to heat or vulcanize,
and then tried to magnetize it. It made our kitchen
filthy but the material was not too bad. I was able
to make it work a card lock that contained magnet
pins to form the code. I later obtained a patent on
the lock and the magnetic card. We installed the new
audio system called "EXPLAINETTES" in the Oakland
Knowland Park Zoo. The card became the membership
card for the "Friends of the Zoo". It worked pretty
well. We sold the system to other zoos for a year
or so.
Then Cox and I decided to sell the Explainette System.
In talking to prospective buyers we realized that
there was more interest in the card lock and the magnetic
card, than the audio system. I went to see Cardkey
Systems in Burbank and offered them the audio system
and the new magnetic card and card lock. They bought
them and in 1965 asked me to join the company to develop
the devices. They sent me to Mexico City for a Parks
and Recreation Trade Show and we sold the system to
some zoos but it was soon evident that the card and
the card lock was where the money was and soon the
tooling and stock of Explainette gathered dust and
some years later they were thrown out.
The
first commercial use of the new card was for the Democratic
National Convention in 1968 in Chicago, scene of the
confrontation with the police outside the Stockyards
where the convention was held. The magnetic Card System
that we supplied to all persons authorized to enter
the building helped to keep the disturbance off the
convention floor.
I
left Cardkey in 1974 to become their distributor in
the San Francisco Area and shortly thereafter, while
on a holiday in Hawaii I had occasion to change the
door lock on an apartment door. The front knob was
removable and it occurred to me that if a small card
lock could be made to fit on the lock in place of
the original knob then it would be "card-operated".
I designed a replacement front knob and called it
a "COR-KIT", a Card-Operated-Replacement-Key-In-Tumbler
Lock. A company called "CorKey" was formed to sell
the invention to Locksmiths. The business went well.
I traveled to Europe and Asia setting up distributors
and Licensees. A Hong Kong company was formed in 1983
to become the factory. I moved to Hong Kong the following
year and became the Managing Director of the company.
King Fuddle came with me, but as he never learned
to speak Cantonese, he wasn't able to communicate
with the children. I convinced him to replace his
"King suit" with a Chinese high-necked shirt and a
smoking jacket, but he molded away in the humidity,
shut up in his dark damp black box.
In
1992 he was liberated when Forrest Patten, a good
friend (and active member of NATAS) in San Francisco
offered to give him a face lift and new wardrobe.
Today, he is a NEW MAN, with beautiful features and
a lovely new costume with Kelly Green robe.
Entertaining
children is delightful, they are so receptive. I
learned to be careful of small children in the toddler
stage however as the strange movements of the very
real looking King Fuddle frightened them. I learned
that if a toddler was being pushed forward to meet
Fuddle I would close the King's eyes. That always
worked, as it was his real looking glass eyes that
confused and frightened the children. After he talked
to them and THEN opened his eyes, it was usually
OK. I taught a class in Ventriloquism at Childrens
Fairyland and then spent a few years in Hawaii.
There I reactivated my old act with King Fuddle
and did a series of puppet shows at the public libraries.
I was amazed that the children reacted to the puppets
they had never seen before as much as the Bay Area
children who saw them nightly on TV. One of the
library shows can be viewed here:
"Skipper Sedley Puppet show".
Through the years, King Fuddle has inspired love and
affection in all that have had contact with him. He
was a gift to begin with, a labor of love. He stood
by me through various ventures, always being himself,
not a cheeky wise-cracking vent "dummy". I have never
thought of him as such, and always let him be "himself".
To me King Fuddle is a person with a personality all
his own. It is my wish that he continue to entertain
and meet people and spread his aura into their lives
as he has done to mine.